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Douchebag Report Card For September: The Jonas Brothers

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We at CampusSqueeze decided something:  we hate douchebags.  Since there are quite a bit of them running around, we decided that there must be levels of douchebaggery.  Some are worse than others, but all are awful.  Our "Douchebag Report Card" is tentatively scheduled ...

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Douchebag Report Card For September: The Jonas Brothers

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Cover Up That Cover Girl

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America worships celebrities.  They're the beautiful people we wish we could be, but thanks to a steady diet of high-fructose corn-syrup and McDonald's meat-flavored conglomo-discs, we never will be.  And with that in mind, remember that celebrities are simply human beings, and are subject...

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Cover Up That Cover Girl

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Where To End It All: The World's 4 Most Popular Natural Suicide Destinations

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Nowadays people like to kill themselves by jumping off big things.  A lot of the time those big things are man made.  But what did people do before bridges and sky-scrapers?  The following is a list of places on Earth God Himself made specifically so that people can off themselves. &...

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Where To End It All: The World's 4 Most Popular Natural Suicide Destinations

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Trampolines: Endless Source Of Pain

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Trampolines are a great time...you can have a great time jumping and falling, safely.  And even though trampolines are fun, it's more fun to watch people hurt themselves on them.   Kid Breaks His Leg In Basketball Hoop   Trampolines Are Dangerous Even If You're A Professiona...

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Trampolines: Endless Source Of Pain

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10 Celebrities That Need Valtrex

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Let's face it: if you were a celebrity, you'd be doin' everything around you.  And you could...because you would be a celebrity, and everyone would want a piece of your sweet, sweet celebrity junk.  But as history has shown us, gettin' down with too many anonymous people means you'll feel ...

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10 Celebrities That Need Valtrex

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Trees: Our Tallest Enemy

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Yes, they're beautiful.  Yes, they're good for the ecosystem.  Yes, you can put a house in them.  But trees are dangerous.  Did you know trees are involved with at least 100% of all tree related accidents?    Tree Jumps On Car, Attempts To Eat Passengers Inside ...

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Trees: Our Tallest Enemy

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Fantasy Football: Famous Retro Video Game Characters Edition

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Video game characters are famous for their awesome abilities in their respective universes.  But can you imagine how much they would dominate in professional football?  Here's some retro video game characters who would end up in the hall of fame if they could play America's favorite sport....

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Fantasy Football: Famous Retro Video Game Characters Edition

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Fantasy Football, Criminal Edition: Who To Pick If You Want Your Whole Team To End Up In Jail

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Fantasy football has always been pretty popular, but with the internet, it's become an enormously popular way to enjoy football season.  But let's face it; having a good team is boring.  Why not pick your team based on their arrest record?  The winner is the team that has the most arr...

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Fantasy Football, Criminal Edition: Who To Pick If You Want Your Whole Team To End Up In Jail

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Cleanse That Colon! 6 Bowel Cleanse Treatments Guaranteed To Ruin Some Khakis

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Most people know that proper diet and exercise are keys to staying in shape, but recently, people have been backing the significance of a clean colon as a successful method for weight loss.  According to these practitioners, a clean colon will aid digestion, help a person sleep better, and even...

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Cleanse That Colon! 6 Bowel Cleanse Treatments Guaranteed To Ruin Some Khakis

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Kid Flawlessly Jumps Onto Roof

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Don't worry, the helicopter that picked him up landed perfectly on the hospital roof.  
Kid Flawlessly Jumps Onto Roof

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Bill O'Reilly's 7 Worst Moments

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Yes, he is an easy target.  But the truth is, he's a monster douche-bag and not just because of his obnoxiously conservative views on everything, ever.  This should be a solid list of his worst moments...that we know of.    7.)  Failed Boycotts Sometimes something makes...

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Bill O'Reilly's 7 Worst Moments

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4 Products From Back In The Day That Did More Harm Than Good

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Your grandparents think they're so full of wisdom, with all their "in my day" and "when I was your age" bullshit.  But guess what?  They aren't nearly as smart as they think.  The following products achieved considerable popularity during the early parts of the 190...

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4 Products From Back In The Day That Did More Harm Than Good

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The 5 Best Things Morgan Freeman Has Narrated

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Morgan Freeman has a great voice.  It's got to be one of the most distinguishible of any voices on the planet.  If there was a movie based on your life, you'd want him to narrate it.   5.)  The Hunting Of The President     4.)  Cosmic Voyage  ...

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The 5 Best Things Morgan Freeman Has Narrated

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Our 8 Favorite Movies That Are In Black And White Even Though Color Is Available

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Black and white film was predominantly used in the early days of cinema because there just wasn't color film available.  In the 1960s, that changed, and from that point on, most film was shot in color.  But sometimes a filmmaker chooses to use black and white, and like anything in a movie,...

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Our 8 Favorite Movies That Are In Black And White Even Though Color Is Available

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