1.) Backstreet Boys

The standoff between this band and ‘Nsync in April 2000 had me on the edge of my seat. And I was biting my nails in hope that they would go ahead with their Toronto Concert the night of the September 11th tragedy. No worries, they did.

2.) ‘Nsync

Justin Timberlake - “I’m crazy; I’m signing guitars.”
Us - “You’re crazy; we want to hit you with guitars.”
Bye, Bye and Bye

3.) No Mercy

Where Did You Go? Where did they go? When the album came out, their mom showed these tough guys no mercy and took them over her knee. At least thats we all wish she would have done.

4.) LFO

Not to be mistaken with the hip techno outfit out of Britain, we are talking about “Lyte Funky Ones”. This boy band took a hiatus in 2001 “due to the fact that Devin and Brad wanted LFO to not have a boy band image”. Too late for that kiddos. Did you not listen to your one hit wonder Summer Girls?

5.) Belle Biv Devoe

This trio of gangsters attempted to make it out on their own with sensation Poison, but they are now selling real estate in the Atlanta, Georgia area.

6.) O Town

Thank you MTV for this wondrous boy band that graced our ears. Liquid Dreams sounds about right; we know they are not getting any action anywhere else.

7.) Color Me Badd

“R&B harmony vocals offset by mild rap interjections,” no. A group of three barely legal boys singing about how they want to sex you up does it for me, how about you?

8.) B2K

Equipped with glossy chests and their learners permits. The only good thing to come out of this band was Omarion, Uh-huh.

9.) 98 Degrees

Ok, so they are a bunch of nice guys and one even married Jessica Simpson as an act of kindness, but sporting turtle necked wool knit sweaters in a boxing ring?

10.) Hanson

I’ll take pity on them because they were all under the age of 16, but did I just read on their website that they are starting over? Mmmm… someone should bop them over the head.