Most people want to get surgery because they think there's something ugly about their outward appearance, when the real ugliness is in their black, black souls. it would make shudder even the most cold blooded of hearts. Here's a list of plastic surgeries that make us nauseas.
8.) Wayne Newton
Lots of things wrong with this picture. A 66 year old man isn't supposed to have black hair, white teeth, and zero wrinkles. Something happens to you when you look at this picture too long...your soul starts to burn.
7.) Gary Busey
Gary Busey is a terrifying man without his plastic surgery disasters. While we don't know exactly what procedures he's had done, it's pretty safe to say that the doctor who performed his teeth surgery decided to go with a grill that would look big in a goat's mouth.
6.) Bruce Jenner
The guy who's banging Kim Kardashian's mom has a pretty tight looking face. It wouldn't be crazy to assume he and Gary Busey go to the same surgeon.
5.) Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has a face that would be better kept in a burlap sack. But what about plastic bag? Just toss a little duct tape around the bottom, waiting til she stops moving, and problem solved. That problem is easily eliminated.
4.) Donatella Versace
As the sister of the late fashion designer Gianni Versace, you would think Donatella Versace would know what it takes to look good. Instead, she looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings who forgot to take his Orc makeup off.
3.) Robert Evans
Yikes. This guy's produced everything from Rosemary's Baby to How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. Who knows how many actresses he banged in his hayday. The point is, he looks like the love-child of a bota bag and a muppet.
2.) Michael Jackson
No surprise here. We're not sure what surgery you can get that simply turns a person white, we just figured whiteness came from listening to lots of Creed and complaining about gas prices at Starbucks.
1.) Jocelyn Wildenstein
She's been hilariously nicknamed "the bride of Wildenstein" due to her unmistakable resemblance to Frankenstein's monster. Whoever the discount plastic surgeon is that made her, he looks like he used old trench coats and Puma parts. She said she hoped to attain a "feline" appearance, which she did, yeahs ago, in 1998. Now, she looks like a Nazi in an Indiana Jones movie.