After stumbling across the Alien Abductions Inc. website, we decided that, with impending alien domination over Earth, we need to provide a guide complete with species, precautions, preparation by fake abduction, survival techniques and coping skills. This is a matter to be taken very seriously.
Motto: “If they won’t contact you, contact us!”
This company provides the abduction you need. Experience is complete with doctors, hypnotists and memory implant technicians with special add-ons possible. The abductalizer is a machine that the company is currently attempting to patent in order to create an alternate reality.
Disclaimer: “Our t-shirts will not protect you from scanner rays.”
Conspiracy Enthusiasts
The biggest and best alien blog. Share secrets with other abductees and learn the best ways to cope post-abduction.
Join others in the fight to end unjust abductions of innocent humans! Purchase life saving helmets, prevent abductions, learn how to care for your preventative clothing and read testimonials.
A thorough list of abductions broken down by the type of victim and victimization
This site contains in depth descriptions of sightings but comes equipped with photographs, quotes and first hand accounts. The archive dates back to 1571 and is outlined in an easy to read format.
How To Survive An Alien Attack
This how-to video displays the basics of how to defend yourself should an alien attempt to do you bodily harm. The creater of the video is a trained professional.
Comprehensive guide to the types of alien species that may attempt to contact the human race, alien terminology with bonus information on incidents, crop circles and conspiracy theories. Links to other affiliated sites can also be found here.
Regarding the government’s attempt to cover up any and all extraterrestrial contact. The contributors have dedicated their time to pointing fingers at our hometown politicians and their paranoid methods.
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Now that you have been properly schooled on the measures one must take when encountering the third kind, the aliens will have a much harder time with world domination. And remember to bookmark these sites for quick reference in case of emergency.
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